I haven't done my 3 truths and 1 lie meme in a few weeks and although I normally do it on Friday, tomorrow is "Christa Talks to The Teen" and I will be hosting Aliya here. (NOTE: Make sure you write any "teen" questions you have in the comments below and I'll try to get Aliya to answer them before tomorrow).
And now, on to the events of this week...remember to guess which one is the lie in the comments below...
1. I was on the phone with the health insurance people for over an hour this morning while they picked apart my medical history and asked annoying questions.
Health Insurance Woman: Have you at any time ever had thoughts of suicide or killing yourself?
Me: You mean other than in the past hour of this phone call?
2. In a moment of MAJOR earthquake concern, I texted my New York bestie to find out if she was okay. Her response, "I was using my vibrator at the time of the quake so didn't even feel it." Yes, she rules something fierce.
3. I wrote the following in an editorial letter this week, "I can't exactly get behind this one considering our 'hero' has sex with 3 different women before he even meets the heroine. What kind of spineless girl would sign on for this walking STD petrie dish?"
4. I totally finished my MANHOLE revisions and now am merely waiting for my agent to send me an email telling me they are brilliant and also telling me her ideas for changing the title (I know, double ugh, what are you going to do?)
So what's your guess??? Which one is the lie?