"Need help with the kids while you do a dirty job with your husband?"
2. My 4yo told me yesterday, "I need a book while I'm sitting on the potty to cheer me up."
3. My husband started a new job this week. Working for Oprah. Yeah, big, fat WIN.
4. No less than four people have shamed me this week about my inability to do "ethnic hair." My daughter left for a 5-day environmental education camp on Monday. I panicked about the state of her hair. Then got on YouTube. My sister-in-law said my street cred totally went up:)