Saturday, August 25, 2012

The "Writer On A Break" Drinking Game

So my friend and collab partner Jolene has this paranormal book coming out called INSIGHT and she did this super fun drinking game on her blog to basically give you all some insight into INSIGHT. (*insert loud groan here).

Well, I'm taking a bloggy break for the next month for many reasons and I thought it would be fun to do my very own "Writer On A Break" drinking game. For those of you wanting to take a small break or back off from the crazy world of social media or are too busy to keep up with all the responsibility of DEVELOPING A PLATFORM, this is the game for you.



THE GAME


If you think that all the good articles about writing are being blogged about by other people, TAKE A DRINK.

If you find yourself getting worked up over all the drama with reviewers and Goodreads and authors/spouses behaving badly, TAKE A DRINK.

If you want to engage in political discussions and/or arguments with people who you've never met in regards to fast food crappy chicken restaurants, TAKE A DRINK.

If you are overwhelmed and devastated by the number of articles stacking up on how it is not a great year to be a woman, TAKE A DRINK.

If you are exhausted by the number of people who ask you:
a) if you got an agent
b) if you sold your book
c) when your book is coming out
d) why you don't just self-pub,
TAKE A DRINK.

If you find yourself reading others' blogs and either feeling bad because they do it so much better than you or feeling exhausted because they have so much to say when you have nothing to say, TAKE A DRINK.

If you're worried about the impact your public social media presence will have on your family, TAKE A DRINK.

If you have a day job and you write and you are trying to keep up with multiple social media platforms, TAKE A DRINK.

If you find yourself in a state of ennui where blogging has become an obligation rather than a fun place where your family/friends/fans could find out what's happening in your life, TAKE A DRINK.

If you are active on more than one blog, TAKE A DRINK.



So that's the game. All of the above reasons don't apply to me, but some of them do and I put all of them up there because it is something I've heard from other bloggers. I will return to blogging at the beginning of October. I hope that you all stick with me. I will possibly have answers to some unknowns by then, I will also have news about my edgy YA book club, and if nothing else, I'll have picked up an embarrassing story or two to share.

<3,
Christa


Friday, August 24, 2012

Three Truths and One Lie

Okay, lovies, it has been a LONG time since I've done three truths and one lie. And since things happened this week that were sort of big, I figured this would be a good day to do it. For my new followers, the deal with this is easy. I tell you four things about my week. You tell me which one is the lie. If you get it right, then...well, nothing, really, except for good bragging rights and the ability to say, "yeah, I know Christa pretty well."

1. Kids started back at school this week. None of them were ready. And it's very bittersweet for me. But I was able to get a lot done for work, so there's that.
2. My editor left SimonPulse this week to join Harper Collins. For those wondering what it means for me, the short answer is I don't know. TRAINWRECK will still be published by SimonPulse, I'm just not sure who will edit it and it's a very slow time in publishing right now so we're sort of in a wait and see place. I've had to work very hard at accepting things that are out of my control. And honestly, I am super happy for my editor because she's doing something very cool at Harper. And everyone at SP has been really great about staying in touch with me and assuring me that it's all gonna be okay.

3. My 10yo asked for a Barbie for the first time in seven years. When I asked why she wanted it, she said she wanted to cut and dye her hair and practice giving tattoos. I love this kid.

4. I finally turned GESTAPO in to my agent. Not to be all existential about it, but honestly, if she doesn't like it, I'm trunking that book. Yes, the idea is good, but at this point in revisions (revision 73 for those counting), I can't go back in much more. Sometimes we just need to leave things alone. Accept our flaws and move on to write something that isn't plagued with "first book" syndrome. I'll keep you all posted.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

One Word Wednesday

Okay, it's me so it's not really going to be a one-word blog post. Because it is a big week for me. The kids are home for a few more days and then... My youngest starts kindergarten. It feels like the beginning of a new era. I have lots and lots of feelings about this. Lots and lots of feelings about all the things that have happened/are happening this week. I will try to sum them up in a few pictures (yes, I have discovered Instagram and I LOVE it) and a one-word caption.
Mom
Hope

Leap

Entertain

Disappointment
In regards to this last one, I assume that unless you've been living under a rock, you have heard what Rep Akin said about rape victims. It is worth your time to read this article from the NYT.

Now, what word would you use for the week so far?

Saturday, August 18, 2012

When Things Change...

So I've read some really great blog posts over the last few months. Yes, I still read blog posts. I don't comment as much anymore because it generally takes a bit longer for me to get to read them and by that point, most of my comments would look like this: "Yeah. What everyone else before me said. Have a happy day!"

And from what I can generally ascertain, a LOT of stuff is happening in the publishing world. A LOT of change. There have been some huge self-pub books selling to major NY houses. New adult is a growing category of books whether it exists in bookstores or not. More and more people are reading ebooks. And well, 50SoG...

This past week has been a tumultuous one. For lots of different reasons. And my incredibly empathetic daughter has sensed it. Add to that the fact that she is starting back at school again next week and I'd say she's more anxious than usual. In my house, this is what we call "GOING THROUGH A TRANSITION" and frankly, both my daughter and I are terrible at transitions. I am certain that we are not the only ones.

Sometimes I wonder if the real staying power in the world of writing is the ability to continuously navigate transitions. The ability to buck up and keep writing when things change. Not just keeping up with the ever changing publishing world, but moving through your own personal transitions and continuing to write. Going back to your computer over and over again even when things are spinning so fast your head hurts.

For those who are entering the school year or changing jobs or moving or going through a big change, I hope that your transitions go smoothly. They are not easy and sometimes the comfort of sameness is difficult to let go of. But the world keeps going. We keep going. We age. We learn. We grow. This is what makes us all gorgeously human.

Me & my sis at our lemonade stand, Me & my sis a year ago.



Wednesday, August 15, 2012

What I'm Reading, Writing, & Waiting For

Haven't done a bloggy check for quite some time. This is because lots of things are happening.

What I'm writing:

1. I am working on a companion novel to BLEED LIKE ME. I think I mentioned this. It's my girl-girl love story. And it sort of ends happily. Which, you know, is different for me. My dad still won't be able to read it though.

2. I'm also working on editing my collaboration projects with Jolene. GESTAPO is out with rock star beta readers. LOVE BLIND is inching closer to being ready.

What I'm reading:

Books I've read or am currently reading that I really like:


What I'm waiting for:

Both of these...




What books are you salivating over???

Friday, August 10, 2012

On Privacy & The Publishing Business

So today Forbes' announced their Wealthiest Authors of 2012 list and of course, I immediately went to see who topped the list. And then a part of me felt really squeevy and weird about my fascination because why is this my business? Why am I allowed into the personal tax affairs of authors? Politicians...yeah, I see that because they technically work for us and if my tax dollars are paying your salary, then I want to know what you're making. But authors? Celebrities? People in the private sector?

Are they required to report their earnings to Forbes to see if they made the list? Can't they be allowed to fall asleep on their wallets and not have anyone all up in their business?

Then, of course, this makes me start thinking about the information available about all of us on the Internet. The fact that you all could Google my name and know a lot of stuff about me. And while I've always been really honest and pretty full-disclosure about my life, it still makes me very nervous. Not for myself, but for my kids.

I've been thinking a lot about the responsibility and burden of celebrity. I have watched my best friend be very much in the public eye and have to wind her way around that. I have watched dear friends lose themselves in the responsibility they felt to their fans. It's all really difficult and confusing.

Because we're not perfect. We screw up and apparently, the more well-known we are, the harder we will fall. Is it bad that I don't wish this kind of vulnerability on anyone? Is it bad that I sort of hope that I never reach beyond the status of c-level celebrity with my writing? Because now that this Forbes' list is out, aren't you all just waiting for people to start criticizing these authors for their crappy writing or their disingenuous lives?

This weekend at the writer's conference, one of the panelists was talking about John Green. John Green who has always been known for his philanthropy and integrity. Who has built a foundation on nerd-loving and promoting world awesome. The panelist said, "Remember, we can't all be John Green." Which made me wonder, is there ever a time when John Green won't be able to be John Green?

Monday, August 6, 2012

SCBWI LA

Bear with me, I got off the red-eye at 5:45 this morning. Yes, I basically went to the writer's conference for two days. Yes, I'm crazy. Yes, I hate flying and am a terrible traveler.

So why would I do this?

Well, first this...
me and Jolene Perry
Then these beauties...
Jolene, me, Wendy Higgins, Nyrae Dawn, Steph Campbell
Then this...
Jay Asher
Then these gals and some of my Lucky 13 author pals...
Me and Sophia Chang (she's that tiny)
Jessica Love & Jenn Bosworth

Me & a few of the Lucky 13s debut authors
And finally, I got to come home to all of this...



Wednesday, August 1, 2012

This One Time At Band Camp...


The contest is over. We have a winner for our Band Camp contest. *drum roll* And the winner is:

Mandie Baxter

For those of you who did not get a chance to read her entry, I am posting it below. Mandie, I will be in touch with you for your prize. Congratulations to everyone on this contest. It was so much fun and ALL your entries were awesome!

***

This one time at band camp, I punched a guy in the face when he asked me where I put my flute when no one was looking.
“In its case, asshole,” I said as my fist connected with his nose. Pretty sure I broke it. I thanked my brother later that night for teaching me how to punch.
Where do people get the balls to ask these questions? Just because it’s in a movie doesn’t mean it’s true. Maybe I should have taught him where his trumpet should go instead.
Sure, the joke was funny the first few times I’d heard it. But really? Enough’s enough. I fear that one line will haunt me forever. Doesn’t help I’m a red-headed flute player, either.
“Excuse me,” a voice called from behind me. “Can you tell me—”
But before he could finish, I whirled around, fist clenched. I was ready to throw another punch but held back as my breath hitched in my throat.
“Easy,” he said as he held his hands up to protect his body, his bright blue eyes wide behind his dark-rim glasses. “I was just going to ask if you could tell me where the band room is.”
I dropped my hand before responding. “Oh. Right. Well, I’m headed there now so I’ll just show you.”
“You’re not going to lead me down a dark alley and take my lunch money, are you?” His eyebrows arched, and a smirk played on his perfect pink lips.
“As long as you don’t make any lame, crude jokes you have nothing to worry about,” I told him as I shoved my hands into the pockets of my army-green cutoffs and started toward the band room.
“So that’s what that guy did?”
I shrugged. “Something like that.”
“Want me to go talk to him? Someone should teach him how to talk in front of a lady.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. “A lady? What? Are you a knight of the round table or something?”
            “No, but my mother did teach me manners,” he said as a rosy blush crept across his cheeks.
            “So you’re a mama’s boy?” I asked as I did an about face and marched backwards so I could watch him as he spoke.
            “Not so much, but I do have respect for her and what she taught me. Is that so bad?”
            “No.” I stopped suddenly. Caught off-guard, he almost walked right into me. Not that I minded. He took a step back. To fill the space, and stay close to him, I extended my right hand. “Frankie,” I told him as I blew my bangs out of my eyes. No matter how often I trimmed them, my fringe always encroached my line of vision. On purpose, of course. But at that moment, I wanted nothing to hinder my view.
            “Gabriel,” he said as he took my hand. “Nice to meet you. So are we going to have to stop for food and water or are we almost there?”
            “Patience, young Jedi, we’re almost there.”
            I caught a smile on his lips before he could turn his head from my line of sight.
            “What do you play?” he asked as he nodded to my empty hands.
            “Piccolo.” I motioned to my leg where it sat tucked into my boot. “Flute during concert season though.”
            “Do you always carry your instrument like that?”
            “Always. Piccolo anyway. I mean, it fits. And before you ask, yes, I always march in combat boots, too. I like to stand out.”
            “So I’ve noticed.”
            His eyes roamed along my body—from my black tank top all the way to my tan legs.
            “What color do you call that?” He tugged on a lock of my hair that hung in waves down my back. He let go when I stopped. “It looks like the inside of a blood-orange.”
            I moved to face him and crossed my arms over my chest knowing the effect it has on my cleavage.  “It’s not from a box, if that’s what you mean. Though I’m guessing yours is midnight black?”
            “Touché.” He shook his head, causing his bangs to fall across his glasses. He hadn’t even glanced down at my chest once. “But I’m all natural, too.”
            With one step forward, my body was an inch from his. I brushed his hair out of his face before I laid my hand on his chest. Using him, I steadied myself and pushed up on my toes. I gazed into his eyes and gave him a smirk. His tongue darted out as he licked his lips. And then I kissed him.
            Our lips met. Slow and soft. Before I know it he’s kissing back. Harder. One hand moved up my back and into my hair while the other snaked down and rested in my back pocket. Without thinking, I grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him closer. As I did, his tongue pushed against my lips.
            “Get a room,” someone muttered as they pass.
I didn’t even open my eyes to see who I flipped off. It could have been the band director for all I cared. I was kissing a boy and no one was going to ruin that.
He moaned as I bit into his bottom lip and wouldn’t let go when I tried to pull away.
“You can’t stop now,” he said as he placed open mouth kisses along my jaw.
“I thought you wanted to know where the band room was?”
“I’d rather see where your car is parked. And if it has a decent backseat.”
“How’s the bed of a pickup truck work for ya?”
“You had me at bed.”
 
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